Look at me, you know I'm a real-deal wizard
Death eater, can't see my face under my vizard
Walk at night, watch out for my vicious pet lizard
If it snows, you can bet I'll make it a blizzard
Don't cross me, or I'll slit yo gizzaaaard.
Alternate less-hardcore version:
Look at me, you know I wish I was a real-deal wizard
Death eater, at Comic-Con I wear my vizard
Throughout high school, my only friend was my pet lizard
On Sundays, we like to go to DQ's for blizzards
I eat my ice cream, and feed him his chicken gizzards.
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